REACH OUT AND SUE SOMEONE

Those idiots on the Supreme Court have done it again. Families of victims shot by the whacked out racist Neo-Nazi Buford Furrow in 1999, who sprayed a daycare center with gunfire injuring three children and who killed a postal worker with his gun, can sue the makers of his weapons. This is a sad day for America. It is appalling that the court will now allow people to sue gun manufacturers. Was it the guns who killed the postal worker and injured the kids or the mad dog that was using the guns?

By the same token, people who make baseball bats can now be sued if someone takes a ball bat and beats someone with it. People who make knives can also now be sued if someone gets stabbed. People who make cars can also be sued if someone is injured in a car wreck. Congratulations US Supreme Court. You finally opened the door for more frivolous lawsuits then we could ever have possibly imagined. At least former Democratic left wing liberal Vice Presidential candidate John Edwards will now have something to do. 

This is the most ridiculous ruling I believe I have ever witnessed in my life. Blaming guns for this nutty Neo-Nazi shooting those kids, is like blaming spoons for Rosie O'Donnel being a huge fat woman! What's next? Are we going to be able to sue Krispy Kreme donuts the next time we have a fat relative drop over dead with a heart attack because of clogged arteries and that dam of cellulite those donuts created? I think it is only fair to warn all of you reading this that you too could be next in line to be sued. You better be careful the next time you invite someone over to dinner. If they end up having a heart attack their families can actually say that you helped contribute to their death by feeding them because food is a weapon. Watch out McDonalds, Pizza Hut, Chucky Cheese, KFC, Taco Bell, Krispy Kreme, and Waffle House! Relatives of John Candy, Chris Farley, The Happy Goodman Family, Marlon Brando, my Aunt Ida and my Paw-Paw who were all fat when they died, may all soon be coming after you! Now where did I put Johnny Cochran's phone number?...Republican Rebel